What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

I felt I heard these dialogues somewhere. This bald head doctor with green mask I saw somewhere. But, could not say for no reason!!

Me directly pregnant!!!??? I was such a naive at that time don't even know that females need males to get pregnant!!

Just fainted, entire town was around!! Why these local BBC women gathered? Have no other job? Is it a national news?? But, no one turned up when my aunt got a fracture and needed help!!

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

I was wondering how a baby entered my stomach without my knowledge!! Clueless, faceless, brainless. Lied on bed staring at ceiling fan!! No. I didn't have any plan to “”chunni fanaaya vidmahe” thoughts. Those days are of enduring karma days. Personified tolerance and patience.

I knew only about comrades secretly. Red paint to write on walls at midnight , red flags, wall posters, guns, attacks, arrests, hideouts, these were the main topics.

She said with so much “love” . ‘For you I am enough’. Shut up and go to sleep!! Let me sleep. I have to get up at 4.30 again.

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

Scene change.

I pulled out a gun from the inspector standing at the side door. Shot the doctor and my uncle, who certified I don't harm anyone !! (Don't ask from where the inspector came. It's my dream, anything can happen. Don't be a over smart fellow , okay aaa!!??) kicked those people who tried to hold me and ran away in to woods with that gun.

To tell, I should know naa!!🤦 I never let even a fly around me..

What habits do happy couples have?

My mom scolded me. “Why you are screaming in your sleep? Why you kicked the water jug on the side table ?

In College also I have just classmates not that close friends.

The village doctor comes, declares the unwed heroine pregnant. Later usual masala.. Rona dhona..

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

After few minutes came out. Said, “very complicated situation..only we can save either mother or baby. We have to do emergency operation!!””

In anger, I kicked that 50 plus aged doctor fellow with that ‘’optional choice question “ “mother or baby! We can save only one!!””

Ok, let me come back to the dream.

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

Those days, even grandmas with half dozen kids and a batalliion grandchildren don't have that much knowledge about their body when compared to present day girls. Courtesy internet. Moreover moms, grandmoms won't talk about these things to girls. I am talking about previous century.

After one day I got a dream.

Strongest dialogues of those times writers.

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

A village doctor comes with a small first aid medical box, holds your left hand and declares “ you are pregnant ‘’

(“”A bad name to our vansh, we lost face, you should have jumped in to a well than doing these kind of things, we would have thought you died in the birth itself ‘’)

Most cinemas were very dramatic those days, novels were larger than life, fantacy types. So,I never took them serious.

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

This is the craziest dream I had. Later when I told this to my best cousin, she laughed for years together.

I was screaming , ‘’I am not !! I don't want the baby! I don't say this! I want to live!! Save me !!!! but no words are coming out. No audio. No one can hear me. I am struggling to convey them.

He fell down!!

© you're so funny!

Since we were in govt quarters and she was impressed with that girl's family, somehow she allowed.

All family members did big hungama. My mother bet me, ( generally she doesn't even yell at me unless I do very very mischievous things). Every one mouthed the popular dialogues.

Lol!! I was in my plus one at that time. Not only boyfriend I don't even have any girl friend either. A new place. Recently my dad got transferred there. Except that neighbour girl I don't know anyone there.

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

She is an early bird.

But, no one is looking at me, all sat like actor ‘Manoj Kumar ‘ head down covered with palms.

My mom sprinkled some water on my face. I got up with a big shock.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

‘’Maa vamshana cheda buttavu! paruvu teesesaavu! Ilaa bathakadam kanna ye nutilono padi chavaka poyava? Puttaganey chachaavanukuney vaallam ‘’

Such a small town. Only two theatres were there. Some popular ‘crying actress’ Telugu movie. I don't remember the name now.

Doing tandav like lady veerbhadra with open hairs!! Looking like ‘Mahamkali’! Wash your face and sleep.’’

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Few minutes “round round circles”🌀🌀🌀 In front of my eyes but no clues!! Try to see black and white movies. You will know what it is. For flash back they use these circles.

Some stone I hit. Fell down. Fainted. A Doctor is called. He held my left hand and declared this girl is going to be a mom!! She is pregnant!!

I was hating the baby with my all five senses.

How can I get over a break up?

I was friends with only “yerra ( red) sahityam”. (Communism). No night outs or parties. Even no day outs.

In that,

They all asked ‘who is the father of that baby!! Tell us!!

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Still trying , “save me first idiots!! Who cares about that unborn baby!! I am alive with 43 kilos weight. Why you are sacrificing me like a lamb??

Later self banned from going to that kind of movies forever.

Doctor appeared suddenly. Took me to operation theatre.

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

My neighbour aunty ‘s daughter pulled me to a movie requesting my mom. Normally my mom won't allow us to go with anyone in a new place.

I shut my mouth.

After sometime, somehow family shifted me to Ooty hospital secretly.

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Suddenly the heroine faints.

I asked her. Amma?do we have any family doctor?

Very much immersed in communism fully and radicalism to some extent.

I tried to go back to sleep while recollecting any doctor with bald head, stethoscope, first aid box existing in our surroundings or at our native place.

My uncle came forward and said. “I know her..I brought up her like my own daughter. She will happily sacrifice her life but don't accept to lose the baby. Such a sensitive loving daughter our ‘Rama talli’ is. Save the baby at any cost’’ she doesn't like to harm anyone, it's her baby. She never hurts her even in her dreams. A loving mom! If she knows she also would say the same thing!!

Do you know what time it is now? Two at Midnight. I told you hundred times not to eat that spicy stuffed bitter gourd at night. As if it will vanish by tomorrow morning you finished it. Aamba pytyam!! ( I don't know it's English translation)